This weekend wasn’t exactly light on the news side, but the majority of the stuff was terribly boring with misleading headlines (“Update on Morrison & Melina’s domestic dispute” was basically code for “we still don’t have any information for you”). One thing that did occur that was kind of interesting was when former Marine who was dishonorably discharged (after going AWOL a couple of times) former Marine Randy Orton (which is basically a prettier way of saying he was forced out in disgrace) injured himself at WWE’s annual Tribute to the Troops taping. And just so you know I’m going to cut and paste the story verbatim, that way you can see the work of NoDq’s top quality writing staff in all their glory.
Randy Orton appears to have suffered an at Sunday's Tribute to the Troops taping in Norfolk, Virginia. The injury took place while Orton was working Dolph Ziggler. The injury is believed to be Orton’s right hand or wrist. The referee gave the X signal and a trainer came to ringside to check him out during the match.
Good lord, NoDq guy. Ever heard of proofreading? This has been up for a day and a half. You’ve had time to correct it.Thanks again NoDq for being a shining beacon for quality news reporting on junky dirtsheet websites everywhere. *FAAAAAART*
I know this started off as a post about how a disgraced former member of the military got hurt while being forced to entertain the people he dishonored with his bag-shitting bad attitude of youth, but I just can’t get past that terrible post. I mean look at it.
IN OTHER NEWS…
TNA Final Resolution happened last night, but I’m not going to talk about it because I don’t care. What can I say; you get what you pay for. But at least I'll put a sentence together that won't make you throw your monitor out the window. (Camel Clutch Blog)
Damien Sandow’s current storyline of trying to find an apprentice might end with someone new being brought up from developmental and not with me dumping this gig to come up with names for elbow drops in Latin, which is malarkey. I guess the top rope Cubito Dēvastātus will just have to stay in my Finn & Jake notebook. Thanks a lot, reality! (Lords Of Pain)
The Muppets are returning to act as social media ambassadors for Raw tonight. This sucks because it’s not actually going to be the Muppets. It’s not like Steve Whitmire is going to be live-Tweeting his thoughts on Raw while moving Kermit around on his hand. It’s probably going to be some intern at Muppet Studios who’s being forced to work late and wonder how he got roped into this bullshit assignment. Oh well, it can’t be worse than Chris Angel. He made my interest in wrestling DISAPPEAR *dodges pie, dragged off stage by a giant hook* Wakka wakka! (All Wrestling)
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