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Hey kids, did you enjoy the Slammys? Did you express yourself on social media juggernaut Twitter to show your disdain for AJ Lee being “buried” all night or just to make Sin Cara Botch jokes? Well if the trending topics were any indication that's what a lot of you did, and some of you were MAD. But hey, it wouldn’t be award season if 300 people with Dolph Ziggler themed Twitter handles didn’t threaten to riot in their living rooms because of the results of a fake sport’s fake award show.
In case you missed out on the event or just want to relive some of the comments that blew up the Twitter machine during the broadcast, I took it upon myself to help you out. Below are the best (and not so best) tweets I could find while combing through the garbage heap that are WWE related hashtags. I did this because A) It’s click bait and B) I obviously love you guys. But mostly for the click bait.
Anyway, below are the Best (and Not Best) Slammy Award Tweets.
Okay, here are a few to get us warmed up...
The Shield in suits had an...effect.
Mark Henry's epic snub didn't go unnoticed.
TJR's own Heather Hickey writing probably the most accurate thing ever.
HBK is starting to look like a muppet.— Heather Hickey (@kickyhick) December 10, 2013
Make that second most accurate.
I hope Bad News Barrett comes out at the end of the show and says all the fans are dumb because of how they voted. #RAW— Jessica Hudnall (@LegKickTKO) December 10, 2013
Some people just enjoyed pointing out the obvious...
Geez louise, I am not happy with the way this wrestling award show aimed at children is panning out. #RAW— Dan MacRae (@danmacrae) December 10, 2013
I'm reading a lot of tweets that suggest some of the results of this Wrestling show might be predetermined. #SlammyAwards— The Masked Mark (@justastupidmark) December 10, 2013
...Or tweeting my dreams.
guys, that's neither Mistico or Hunico. It's Daniel Day Lewis.— Tom Ho-Ho-Holzerman (@tholzerman) December 10, 2013
With the perfect response.
Truth D-Bry. Truth.
Casey points out the most awkward tribute ever...
Mandela is upin heaven smiling down at Hunico for being on TV.— Casey (@HammerDialectic) December 10, 2013
Some people just see things better than the rest of us...
Dean Ambrose can't read. That's why he hesitated when he opened the envelope. Dean Ambrose is the Charlie Kelly of the Shield. #RAW— Taylor (@DatsPandas_05) December 10, 2013
Jesus. I could hear Rock calling spots in that promo. #SlammyAwards— SimplyRed (@Manda598) December 10, 2013
Still, the Slammys could've been worse.
THE (NOT BEST)
You might be shocked to read this, but WWE's audience isn't the most refined.
Nor the brightest. I guess he didn't watch one of the 3,000 app tutorials...
When the alternative is Vince voting from his toilet, I'll take my chances with the fans.
Get this man off the Internet. NOW.
The Rock fans were tweeting like...well...Rock fans.
Some of these were just perplexing.
Oh look, another Rock fan.
Good reason to vote for someone, I guess.
I...I don't even...
I see what you did there...and it was terrible.
The Slammys were also a good chance for the pervert community make themselves known.
I don't think this guy understands democracy...
Neither does this gal...
WHY DOES AJ KEEP LOSING I VOTED SO MANY TIMES #SlammyAwards— Best In The World♔ (@blackwidow_AJ) December 10, 2013
Good luck with that, pal.
I think I'm going to start a formal protest of the so-obviously-rigged #SlammyAwards.— Wonderfully Weird (@ARGirl1011) December 10, 2013
Thanks, my only knowledge and experience with twins comes from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
And now, the Slammy for most needlessly insensitive tweet of the evening goes to...
LMAO BRET THINKS THIS IS A REAL AWARD SHOW. LOL IM SORRY I LOVE YOU BRET BUT ARE YOU READING A TELEPROMPTER? #RAW— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) December 10, 2013
You are the worst. Sorry, I meant (Not Best). You are the (Not Best) of the (Not Best).
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