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Sometimes you have to dig real deep for news to report on.  Other times, it just falls into your lap.  Loyal TJR readers, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape.  Get ready for a Hogan-themed edition of Headlines.


The tape, which TMZ is reporting has been shopped to Vivid Entertainment, features Hogan and an unidentified woman (neither ex-wife Linda or current wife Jennifer) having intercourse.  Although the footage is apparently grainy (I won't subject my eyes to verify), it's clear that it is in fact the Hulkster.

Hogan, at the moment, isn't denying that it's him in the tape.  Here's a statement by Hogan's attorney, given to TMZ:

Terry Bollea is appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video. [Hulk] neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same. It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability. (TMZ)

The mark in me wants to believe that Hogan really is outraged by this situation, but the skeptic in me points out that Hogan doesn't have the same financial stability he did before his divorce.  While he doesn't seem to have the same level of debt as, say, Ric Flair, I wouldn't be surprised if Hogan's camp set up this leak to earn some extra cash.  Just look at how the porn industry helped Chyna.

Wait... Never mind. (TMZ)


For those Hulkamaniacs out there who are too amped up at the prospect of watching their hero doing the nasty on video to wait for its inevitable release, we here at Thursday Headlines have some inside information that will satisfy your Hogan cravings.  Reportedly, you can expect many of your favorite “Hoganisms” in the video.  Expect a lot of shirt-ripping, back-scratching, and shriveled old balls.  Oh, and one very jealous Brutus Beefcake.[caption id="attachment_5370" align="aligncenter" width="240" caption="Can I get a turn?"][/caption]-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Also, word is out that the sex tape is a lot like Hulk Hogan’s other forays into film.  The only difference is that the audience isn’t the only one getting boned this time.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When you think about it, is there really a need for a Hulk Hogan sex tape?  Hell, we already know what his climax face looks like.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Shocking absolutely no one, Hogan's arch-nemesis, the Ultimate Warrior, has already taken to twitter to give his thoughts on the leaked sex tape:
HH sex tape? Don’t need more boring proof Terry is impotent with tiny, shriveled-up balls. And finding out he’s lesbian is 2 much 4 even me, he wrote. (Twitter)
The Ultimate Warrior, everyone!  The primary reason #PotCallingTheKettleBlack is trending on Twitter.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If I may be serious for a moment - Kharma, who publicly took time off from the WWE due to pregnancy, tragically lost her child before birth.  It’s an awful situation, and we pray for Kharma and her family.  Some things are bigger than wrestling, and take priority in an individuals life.  This is one of of those things.  Kharma is now planning on setting up a foundation for women who suffer the same tragedy. (SEScoops)-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Written By Thomas and Aaron BriggsEmail Thomas HereEmail Aaron HereFollow Thomas on TwitterRead Thomas' Tumblr Blog