According to the New York Times, Linda McMahon is now predicted to lose her second bid at a US Senate seat.  While we here at Thursday Headlines prefer to keep our political leanings private, we have to wonder how Vince McMahon must be taking this.  Shouldn't he have had this conversation with his wife:

"Babe, you know I love you.  It's just that I think this "project" of yours is kind of played out.  It's not that I don't think you'd make a good senator!  I mean, you've been very successful in life.  You married me, and... umm... you made Shane!

I just think we have to stay out of the world of politics.  Honestly, I never thought that the incredible entertainment empire I built would be leached on as a bank for your failed political aspirations.  You sap more money out of me than Scott Hall's rehab stints.  More money than I spent on Hulk Hogan's rippable t-shirts.  Hell, even more money than it took to hire that security team during the whole Marty Jannetty stalking situation!

I'm just saying, the next time you wish to flush a substantial portion of MY money down the toilet, let's just produce another movie starring our son in law.

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Former WWE Diva Amy Weber reportedly had her laptop stolen last week, and it apparently contained never before released nude pictures from a Playboy shoot.  Here’s where the story takes a shocking twist: according to TMZ, rather than wait for the photos to be leaked, Weber decided to cut the middleman out (the thief in this case) and release the photos herself.


Let me repeat that.  In order to prevent the leak of nude photos by some creeper, Amy Weber is instead going to post the photos herself.  For free.

I’m not sure if Amy Weber is brilliant, or the thief just pulled off the most amazing case of reverse psychology in history.  (TMZ)

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Dennis Haskins, better known as Mr. Belding, will compete in his very first professional wrestling match next week.  He’ll be performing at Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s “Show of the Year” on November 9th.  His scheduled opponent?  High school ruffians. (Wrestling Inc)

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Trish Stratus appeared on The Morning Show in Canada yesterday to promote the release of her newest Yoga for Men dvd.  The video not only features the former WWE Women’s Champion, but also Joe Carter, in a weird, but kind of cool nod to the 20th anniversary of the Blue Jays World Series Championship.  Canadian heads are exploding everywhere.


Stratus’ appearance on The Morning Show was cut unexpectedly short when rival Yoga for Men guru Diamond Dallas Page busted through the set Kool Aid Man/Shockmaster style and proceeded to give the Diamond Cutter to everyone around.  (Wrestling Inc)


 

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One of the “joint movie projects” WWE has been working has been up until now and untitled Scooby Doo cartoon.  Well, yesterday Variety spilled the beans on the working title: Scooby Doo: The Curse of the Ghost Bear.  The movie will feature voice overs from Vince McMahon, Triple H, John Cena, Kane, The Miz, Brodus Clay, Santino Marella, Sin Cara, and AJ Lee.  Thanks to the leaked title, we at Thursday Headlines can also assume that Al Gore will also be lending his voice. (Variety)

 

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