Thursday Headlines favorite Marty Jannetty has found himself in yet another online feud. On Sunday, Jannetty was criticized by D’Angelo “The Pope” Dinero (AKA Elijah Burke) for carelessly striking Balls Mahoney with a chair in an independent match back in March. Pope claimed that Jannetty nearly ended Mahoney’s career with the shots, and followed with a challenge, saying that he would destroy Jannetty in a TNA ring (in which he would come out of “semi-retirement” for).
Jannetty responded to the challenge yesterday with his own online diatribe. I’ll save you some time and just quote you the good stuff:
“I like Mahoney, he’s a friend(he just couldnt keep up the blistering pace) what that means to you Elijah Butts(whatever your name is this week), things in the ring with you will be a whole hella lot different..now, if you got any “Balls” like your boy Mahoney..stop talking shit and get in the ring with me. You wanna call me out on where? South Compton Street Corners? Sheeit I’ll come there to you, I probably got more friends there than you do..you gonna find out the in the worse way, I aint your average white brother..”
“I tell you you what Mr. Butts, rather than you just bumpin your gums and flapping your yap all negative about me and what you can do about it, let me put it out there like this..ANY PROMOTER, ANYWHERE WANTS TO BOOK A “”STREET FIGHT”" BETWEEN ME MR BUTTS (OR WHATEVER HE CALLS HIMSELF , THE POPE) I’M READY TO SIGN FOR THE FIGHT RIGHT NOW..ANYWHERE.”
“I CAN SHOW MUCH BETTER THAN I CAN TELL YOU WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO YO AZZ IF YOU GRAB THE NUTS TO STEP UP IN THE RING IN STREET FIGHT MATCH WITH ME..WAIT,QUIETLY LISTEN FOR A COUPLE SECONDS……..YOU HEAR THAT?…THAT’S THE SOUND OF MR. BUTTS SHITTING IN HIS PANTS RIGHT NOW!”
Three things stand out regarding Pope and Jannetty’s feud:
1: Marty Jannetty’s online rant style exactly matches John Cena’s in-ring promo style! All serious and quiet at first... then comes the “we’re going to fight” words... THEN IT’S ALL LOUD NOISES!!! And the final line of the rant? “That’s the sound of Mr. Butts shitting in his pants right now!” is just such an amazing visual. Is Mr. Butt just a giant buttocks? Why then would he need pants?
2. Pope needs to simply go by the name D’Angelo Dinero. When I first read that “Marty Jannetty Responds To The Pope”, I imagined Jannetty responding to this guy:
GRUDGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY!
3. This is all a work by two irrelevant wrestlers with nothing better to do than waste the time of internet marks.
Scott Steiner has given the internet pure gold in recent weeks with his unceasing rants about Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff. Rather than extracting particular pieces of his latest quotes and building jokes around them, Thursday Headlines is just going to let Scott’s words do all the talking.
Welcome to Scott Steiner’s TJR Corner:
Havent had a chance to post 609bitchoffs testimony yet,but since Ive been getting alot of tweets Back wanting to know about it,Again 609 is the last sequence in his docket # 1:19-CR-609 and he Testifies under oath that he and his wife go to the Gold Club and pick up a stripper and take her To a hotel,he watches his wife have lesbian sex with the stripper and then he joins them,but the best But the best part is reading his testimony and you can see what a weasle he is.
Also in reading his testimony you find out the only way he gets caught is he gave the stripper a Bullshit tip,and she gets pissed goes back to the Gold Club tells her boss what he tipped her. He then goes into the register and gives her a bigger tip…….BUSTED..if he would have just gave her a Good tip her boss wouldnt have gone into the register,the FBI was watching all transactions.
I betcha 609bitchoff whos always bragging about how much money he has,wishes he would have gave her A better tip,that must drive you nuts at night,knowing that if you werent such a cheap-ass you could Have avoided all this embarrassment,Hey Eric when you explain lesbian sex to 609garrett And your daughter can you have a fan videotape it,I think this is just the fan participation that hogan was Talking about.
This was another reason why I left,I wasnt going to watch a low-life low-class piece of shit like you run Tna into the ground like you did WCW,Trust me I’m just getting started…FUCK U. 609 Save Tna.”
Thank you Scott. Just pure awesomeness. (411Mania)
Lesnar vs Orton has reportedly been scrapped in favor of Lesnar vs HHH. While some fans may feel uneasy seeing HHH insert himself into yet another top feud, in my opinion, this is a good thing. Just think, HHH is the perfect performer to put Lesnar over. He's a big name and has nothing to lose. On top of that, perhaps Brock can play rough with HHH in the same way he did with John Cena, and finally give Mr. Stephanie McMahon the excuse he needs to visit Tom's Rhinoplasty. (SEScoops)
Apparently the official theme song for WWE’s Over the Limit pay-per-view is “War of Change” by Thousand Foot Krutch. Is it just me, or are band names getting dumber and dumber by the day? Back in my day, bands put some thought into their names, like Metallica, Megadeth, The Beastie Boys, and The Lone Rangers. Now bands seemingly throw their names together using random nouns and adjectives. Thousand Foot Krutch, Bullet for My Valentine, Five Finger Death Punch, My Chemical Romance - stupid stupid stupid. What’s next? Sunset Power Fart? (Wrestling Inc)
Due to multiple concussions suffered during his illustrious career, Mick Foley has been advised by his doctors to cut back on time spent using a computer and electronic devices. Foley addressed the issue on Twitter, asking fans to understand that he’ll be less likely to read and respond to fans online. Foley had become a heavy Twitter user over the last couple of years, and the cut back is sure to be difficult. Of course, there are ways Foley can still use the service without subjecting himself to a computer screen...
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