Zack Ryder’s “Rough Ryder” would more accurately be called the “Penis-To-Face” drop, the “Sexual Assault” or what my overly touchy uncle liked to call “Play Time.” What looks to be a running leg lariat is actually what most people in the porn industry call a punishment scene. If Ryder were any more aggressive as a lover he’d be Ben Roethlisberger.
Seriously, how is this move sanctioned in a PG era WWE? It looks terrible, and totally reversible. I can tell you with utmost certainty that if a guy planted his junk in front of my face, my reaction wouldn’t be “let’s see where this is heading” as he drops you on the ground, it would be “Oh God a penis! Get the penis away!” as I dropped him backward onto his skull.